With the Warden flying the friendly skies, the prisoners were good and were treated to dinner at their favorite Mexican joint for burritos. In a scene earily reminiscent of my Army days with a certain roommate, AS SOON AS WE RETURNED home, ALL THREE prisoners ran to the bathroom for their daily constitutions. Thankfully the prison is equipped with 3 commodes. The air handling system in the prison apparently needs some work though. Time to change filters. I mean WOW!
#3, being the youngest and slowest was relegated to the stall furthest from the main gate of the prison, and where the Guard and Warden typically reside. Since prisoners are hardly ever in there, adult hygiene products are not overly familiar to them. Specifically, feminine hygiene products. #3 discovers a box belonging to the Warden, proceeds to open one of the 'things' inside and then systematically quizes, embarassed and stumped the Guard who was woefully unprepared for the line of questioning. Yet one more example of how the Guard will miss the Warden while she is gone. And the prison is only 6 hours into her absence. Seat belt is on, the next few days may get bumpy.
The prison finally seems to be healthy and running at full strength. All prison inhabitants suffered from a vicious and unrelenting stomach bug over the past ten days. The longer it went on, the stronger it became until it hit the final casualty the hardest. The final mark? The Guard of course. Days of being puked on and cleaning and attending to the others ended in a vicious attack, putting the largest strain on the plumbing and ventilation systems in the prison. This is also the reason the Guard was negligent in providing timely daily reports.
Prisoners have requested to end the week with a Cailou marathon. With an undermanned prison staff heading into the weekend, and yet another, potentially major, snowstorm predicted to start next week, the guard may be in need of a straight jacket and padded walls. Thankfully #2 has decided that he would like to forgo the Cailou marathon and watch baseball instead. Spring training Grapefruit League game is set to tape to save the day. #2 shale receive extra food rations and privileges for his request. There is hope after all. Bonus is that there will be a weekend game against the Yankees so the brainwashing of hatred for all teams New York can continue. He has already laid out his Phillies gear. Proper prison management in full effect!
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