B. Apocalyptic ice storm
C. Major leadership meltdown due to cabin fever
D. ANOTHER snow day
E. All of the above
F. Some of the above
Bets are on E.
Attempt at family dinner went awry. #3 decides it's party time. Everyone states what they are thankful for and what they did for the day. Everything going well until #3 decides she must thank God for her bodily functions for the day. Always one to bring the conversation into the gutter.
Convinced that there is a conspiracy in place by laundry detergent manufactures. Current theory is they pump subliminal messages into the schools. These messages make these kids produce insane amounts of dirty clothes. Where do they all come from?
Paint is still being found and cleaned after previous days body painting. Floors, walls, tables. Trying to determine how to remove paint from the voids in granite counter tops.
Lights out not going well. Prisoners understand the correlation between prison phone, Warden phone and Guard phone ringing within seconds of one another-- obviously it is the school calling for a delay or cancelation. Party time/riot insues. Obvious breakdown in planning by Warden and Guard. Must silence phones for remainder of winter.
Steve Jobs is my hero. iPods, iPads, old iPhones....
iBribery.
iPeaceandquiet.
iCangetthingsdonebecauseofthem.
iCangetthingsdonebecauseofthem.
iWouldbeinsanewithoutthesethings.
iMaybeabadguardtousetheseascrutches.
iDon'tcare.
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