Apple doesn't fall far

Lights out time at the prison. In what I can only hope is typical in prisons like this, lights out is not as easy as flipping a switch. Rather, if signals a seemingly endless parade of prisoners for one last 'thing'.  Water. Bathroom. A hug. A kiss. And many other endless excuses to squeeze an additional nanosecond from the bed. Some nights are the simple things. Some nights, something unique happens. 

Tonight was, uh, unique. #3 comes down for her 'good night kiss'.  She kissed the Warden and Guard. Then went back to the Warden who had her feet up, and proceeds to kiss her shoe. The Guard tells the prisoner not to kiss shoes because they are dirty, like the floor. The Warden shoots a look. And before she could say it, the prisoner was kissing the floor. What did the Warden say?  'She is my daughter, of course she will now kiss the floor'.  

But, #3 had to up the stakes. She proceeded to kiss nearly every single inanimate object in the room within 3 foot of the floor.  Probably 50 kisses. 3 has the ability to take everything to the next level, and never disappoints.